Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Roger Clemens: MVP, Cy Young Winner, Steroid User...Pedophile?

So I'm up late tonight, seeing what the internet still has to offer me in the wee hours of the of the morning, when my roommate shows me this ghastly article about the next chapter in the epic downfall of Roger "The Rocket" Clemens.

Apparently now it has been revealed that Clemens had an affair spanning ten years with country singer Mindy McCready. Okay, so he had a little fun on the side. Understandable? Maybe, MAYBE.

But get this: When the affair started, he was 28 years old and she was only 15! Did you get that? 15 years old!!!! THAT'S FREAKING DISGUSTING!!! Of course he denies it, but obviously we are in no position to believe him after he clearly lied about the whole steroids thing. Come on, dude. 15!!!!

This man is not only a lair and a cheater, but he's a god damn PEDOPHILE for Christ's sake! I can't believe I ever liked the guy! I knew he was a total douche ever since he blew me off when I tried to get his autograph when I saw him at one of my little league games, but I still thought of him as an amazing athlete and an ambassador to the city of Houston. What now?

Lock this waste of human life up so he can practice living in Hell before he actually gets there!

Click here for the link to the original story. Die slow, Roger.

Monday, April 21, 2008

You can post if I like you!

You can start a new thread IF you are invited by the host-that would be me-the girlboss. So far, I've invited Will. I promise I will invite you-up to 100 people can be "invited".

A Girl Wins

You go Danica Patrick!!!! Steve says that he can drive better than you can. I don't believe it. He says you have to win the Indy 500 to prove it. Girls can drive and they can win. Don't believe Steve.

Can the Rockets go to the second round?

Okay, so far Greg, Steve, Thomas J, and Collin all say there's no way they go to the second round. Anyone care to differ?

Friday, April 18, 2008

We are the KoehlerBarnesTeam! We believe in sports and family. You can post anything you want as long as you are willing to let Grandma read it! Let's play ball!